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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Just bought her indoors an ice pick, cos when I asked her what she wanted for her birthday she said

    "A climb axe would make a nice change"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 1, 2024
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 2, 2024
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    Bloody hell “dry January “ is going on a bit
     
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    Same here. Seems like NYE was about 10 days ago!
    Still this is my sixth year, and I am sure I'll manage it again.
    Edit: or was your post just a very lame joke?
    Second edit: If it was a joke it was not ****ing funny: I am suffering here!
     
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    I went into the library, today. I asked the assistant if they had any books on different noise levels.

    She said, Yes, what volume do you want?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 2, 2024
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    It is the joke thread after all, as for being lame, sorry I was a bit pissed
     
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    Any three notes.
     
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