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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    he had massive fleas
     
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    on Hunter’s condo in
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    A cocaine ridden area
     
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    ignored by the Feds
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    And other courier services
     
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    because the houses all
     
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    Leaked water from the……
     
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    outside toilets that were
     
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    Never open at night
     
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    so they used the
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 3, 2024
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    Shoehorn from the shed
     
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    to try and prise
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 5, 2024
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    his wallet from his
     
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    Wife’s bosom, will never
     
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    produce any loose change
     
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    Unlike that person next
     
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    Door at Wetherspoons where
     
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    the toilets are over
     
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    On the 75th floor
     
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    which is closer than
     
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