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    I've had enough of the festivities now. Every year I work my fingers to the bone to get enough money for presents for the kids, and what happens . . . . that fat git with the beard gets all the credit !

    Mind, it's my own fault for marrying her.
     
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    I finally did it . . . . I bought a new pair of shoes with memory foam insoles.

    No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen.
     
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    Just like the real one <yikes>
    please log in to view this image
     
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    I've just been diagnosed with gammon flu.

    I did have swine flu, but they cured me.
     
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    Why are parents so bad at discussing sex with their kids?
    When I was ten-years-old, I saw two dogs shagging in the street and asked my Mum what they were doing.
    "Dancing," she replied.
    The first school disco I went to, I got f*cking expelled!!
     
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    Why do Elephant's have four feet ?

    Because they would look stupid with 4 inches !
     
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    What starts with an “O” and ends with “nions” and sometimes makes you cry?.....









    Opinions
     
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