Ditto mate but the patter is absolutely lifting . There are some incredibly boring people who can make you laugh with real life situations.
I was the first in the queue this morning at the DFS Boxing Day sale, and as soon as I got in I put my £1,000 on the counter and said "I want the black leather 3 piece suite in the store window, please." "That one is £5,000, Sir" replied to the assistant. "Well, not according to your sign it isn't . . . . it clearly says DFS GRAND SALE !"