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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    He’s on his way :grin:

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    Bought myself some pretty snappy shoes l did!

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    Didley Squat, Dec 23, 2023
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    Granny made me a shark blanket but she obviously put the shark fin the wrong way round!

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    When only the best will do..

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    I remember when I was at school, the teacher asked the class to describe any 'Collective Nouns'.
    Mary raised her hand and said...
    "A herd of cows".
    The teacher said...
    "Very good Mary".
    James then raised his hand...
    "A flock of sheep miss".
    The teacher said...
    "Very good James".
    Susan then said...
    "A gaggle of geese miss".
    The teacher said...
    "Brilliant Susan".
    The teacher said...
    "What about you David, can you think of a collective noun that's better than the others?
    I said..."Yes miss, a dose of crabs".
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 23, 2023
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    It’s a full moon, people!

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    Mee meep!
     
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    When I was young, we were so poor, my mum went round and closed all the doors on Christmas Eve just so we'd have something to open on Christmas Day....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 24, 2023
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    HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !
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