Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

The only cartoon that really made me laugh out loud. Always thought that he could buy a lot of food for the money he paid to Acme

 

I went to a fancy dress party in Birmingham where the theme was "spice".


I went as a chilli but everyone else was an astronaut.

 

I was at my mate's Christmas party yesterday, when he and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid.


"Drink it" they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realised the prank the bastards were trying to pull.


Carlsberg.

 

Drama about Viagra's first trial in Swansea on BBC tonight. I wonder if I'll stay up for it, apparently the trialists rose to the occasion.

 

Why do Elephant's have four feet?

Because they would look stupid with 6 inches.

 

RIP

 

Investigative journalist, John Pilger has died.

One of the greatest.

 

That would have been far better with a Sean Connery meme.

 

it surprised me, sat on my sofa

 

Two planes collided on the runway in Japan. Some deaths, but don’t know how many. I think most/all were rescued from the passenger plane, but not sure.

EDIT all passengers were evacuated safely.

 

David Soul has died aged 80

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67895679

 

I never really watched The Apprentice but this bit I saw a couple of years ago made me laugh

 

X Factor prank

 

I fell down the stairs last night. The Mrs got upset because she thought Eastenders had finished early.