Rush rush! Is it Christmas soon? No time for details - here's my Christmas offering. With many thanks to Saint Robert for his original song. Our style is sweet; our backs are like Two jewels in the sky! Your style is straight, your path is plain And you never start to fly! So I don't sense progression Nor no aptitude nor love Your future plans are not with Dyche But with the clubs above One more “Goodbye Toffees” for the road One more “Goodbye Toffees” ’fore they go To the league down below! Your finance is an outrage - All those rules you disobeyed; You’ve lost the right to pick an' choose - A rotten game you played! You’re entering our kingdom (If you score it’s really rude!) But Son will score, and so will Sarr, And Kulu’s in the mood! One more “Goodbye Toffees” for the road, etc Moshiri saw the future When he grabbed Miami wealth - He saw you as a business deal, While we are in good health! Our potential knows no limits, And this is just the start - So to beat you is a sinecure And I say this from the heart Prediction: Spurs 3 Everton 0 Scorers: Son, Sarr, Kulusevski Cheers, Spurf!
