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Match Day Thread Luton v NUFC

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 19, 2023.

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    We can't mate this awaiting news means nothing.
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 21, 2023
  2. Obi Wan

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    Obi Wan, Dec 21, 2023
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  3. magpie290761

    magpie290761 Well-Known Member

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    You mean you don’t know lol
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    The wind will probably cause more injuries
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 21, 2023
  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Luckily, Isak is made of thin air and so will just float along in the wind.
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 21, 2023
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  6. Toonitus

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    Newcastle will sell him... all clubs will be feeder clubs for the clubs in the super league.

    Most clubs like ours will die out over time and the children will start growing up wearing man city shirts etc.
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 21, 2023
  7. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    lol, tbh it's something I ponder from time to time, so please, do explain the three sea-shell technique.
     
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    Big Ern, Dec 21, 2023
  8. magpie290761

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    I don’t think anyone has really worked it out yet lol
     
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  9. mickeybnufc

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    You put one against each ear and the sea comes out the third one,simples
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    I have a shower after a crap.
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 21, 2023

  11. Obi Wan

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    Do you wash the bed as well?
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 21, 2023
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  12. FadgewackeR

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    Unless you never crap away from home, that must be mightily inconvenient. Have you considered just being more thorough?
     
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    FadgewackeR, Dec 21, 2023
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  13. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I have a crap at the same time every day, which is AM and then I shower. This means even if I'm not at home I can still use the facilities after.
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 21, 2023
  14. FadgewackeR

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    It's just something that has happened over time. My digestive system is highly trained.
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 21, 2023
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    So presumably by the evenings you must be full of crap then?
     
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    haslam, Dec 21, 2023
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  17. Toonitus

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    I eat once a day maybe twice so not really.
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    Is it evening already?
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    Just out of interest how many times does everyone else on here crap ?

    Obi
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    What a **** conversation.

    I bet you live alone. <laugh>
     
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