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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not much in it tbh.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I just got a bottle. Along with a couple of cans of ginger beer so I sound like I know what I'm talking about <laugh>
     
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  3. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like someone's trying to make an impression ;)
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Ended up at a ‘pound in the glass’ pub with mostly ropey birds dancing on stage after a less than mediocre curry and a few gins.
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    When I was wolf of the very dodgy office on a road near Liverpool street my mate butcher would drag me to those ****ing places all the time, sports bar and a few others, ****ing hate those seedy arse places. And also hate giving pound coins to bitches every ****ing 3 minutes.

    I did get a free dance of a Spanish bird in sports bar one time tho, kept asking me and I kept saying nah so she said she'd do me for free lol i gave her Pussy a quick lick out of politeness and cos yknow there was a pussy gyrating in my face.

    But yeh it's weird cos those places are nasty and always made me feel like seedy desperate ****, where as if I'm in dam I consider a brass or two absolutely fine.
    <laugh>
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Lunar and ginger beer is a good combo.

    Ginger beer, not ale.

    Add a slice of lime. <ok>
     
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  7. Chief

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    Was given this yesterday.

    Very nice. I do like a drop of Veuve!

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  8. Treble

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    I got the standard Hendricks, as finding the Lunar meant a 9 mile trek! Found some Old Jamaican ginger beer so grabbed that also.
     
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  9. Chief

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    Standard is meant to be a traditional tonic and a slice of cucumber.

    A bit of rosemary maybe!
     
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    Well she can buy her own friggin tonic <laugh>
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    I'm not a fan of the cucumber thing. Prefer tonic to ginger beer and ginger beer with rum. Tequila with grapefruit soda is this year's thing which I believe is called a Pomelo. The outlaws will complain because it's different but **** em.
     
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    Also got some fancy dessert wine, just a small bottle but will give that a go when we have Christmas pudding.
     
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    Nearly there now.
     
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    Boxing day fave into a frozen stein.
     
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    I need some beers now you've posted that.

    Mrs Chief bought standard lagers; Corona, Madri and Moretti.

    Need to get some quality.

    I usually get gifted a couple of nice bottles but, that hamper aside, it's been a poor year sop far

    Was given a Captain Morgan spiced gold. Will have to do, it's drinkable with ginger beer but piss weak, so might not be a bad thing.

    One supplier brought in a box of Carling, a box of Budweiser and a box of Coors. Pretty sure they went to Tesco and asked for three boxes of the most ****e lager they could get their hands on.

    No one has claimed any of it.
     
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    I was on lunch break at work today, driving to store with radio on a streaming Xmas station when a song came on "**** the World" by Richard Cheese.... Then my station went back to playing Xmas music again.

    A little confused by that, but I added it to my Xmas playlist for future Christmases. If Die Hard can be a Xmas movie, **** the World can be a Xmas song.
     
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    It's the true message of Jesus when you think about it. Can't get more christmas than that.
     
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    The song before it was "What Christmas means to me". So it almost completed a full thought.

    What Christmas means to me: **** the World. (The song after it, I think, was Winter Wonderland. Winter Wonderland was completely out of place in that thought process).
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Jesus. Remeber these massive cans in Germany and bringing loads home in late 90’s.
    Along with Carlsberg Elephant Beer, made you forget about a hangover.
     
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    I get one every Christmas to watch the football on Boxing Day.
     
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