This is just a reminder . . . . Royal Mail have said that today is the last posting day if you want to guarantee delivery by Easter !
We must bring an end to Santa 'cos his carbon footprint is massive ! I'm pretty sure that he's been using fossil fuelled jet powered reindeer . . . . how else can he get around the globe and make over 3bn stops in just 24 hours -Greta Thunberg (allegedly)
What do you call a man at the SOL who constantly shouts 'get out and press them' ... ... Warren Acker.