Lol it’s a Santa candle outer or whatever the **** it’s called…just to make sure there is no doubt…well I’m sticking with that, whistle whistle!!!
As a Christmas present I bought my wife a wooden leg... It isn't the main present, it's just a stocking filler...
Home on Christmas day with the in-laws. Visiting my mother in Missouri over the New Year holiday. However, if I land a ticket to the Cotton Bowl to see Mizzou play I might tell my mother "see you next year."
Just seven more days to wait, mrs red is packing as we speak, absolute bloody nutcase that one, screaming about not finding some dress she has. I mean all you need is a cpl of pairs of keks, shorts and small bottle of smelly.. don’t know what all the fuss is about…it’s only bloody 8 days luv… Jeeze.