Off Topic The Christmas Thread

13: Mechanical clock components.

 

A 700 quid Christmas video for Charlie's bar in Enniskillen, Norn Iron, has gone viral. Watch out John Lewis!! This one can get to you all right.

 

I thought Norman was a none deplume.....William the Conk was Noman, so partially right..smart arse.

 

Hope you've got an ambulance booked for after your under the sink cupboard Plum.

 

New cocktail recommendation for Xmas

Silver Bullet

45ml gin
20ml kümmel liquer (caraway and cumin)
10ml lemon juice

Bloody nice

EDIT - Goes without saying but ignore the philistines that suggest using scotch…they’re idiots.
This is a slightly different mix but is basically a variation of the version in Harry Craddock’s Savoy Cocktail Book from 1930…and if you’re ever not sure what to do with a cocktail just do what Harry says ( he says 2 gin 1 kümmel 1 lemon juice)

 

Sounds like a load of fanny to me.

 

That’s Christmas right there

 

For that special person, to remind them of their yoof...

 

My other half’s mother is one of the best scrabble players I’ve met, my partner/ other half gives her a good go for her money whenever they play. We’ve just opened the Christmas card she sends each year, I didn’t see it but Karen did. We’re all going round to hers next week and I cannot wait to show her the card she got us. The world we live in is now all about inclusiveness down to even the cards we buy, one for every possibility. Look at the picture and check the spelling see if you can spot the mistake, I’ll give you a clue… I’m most definitely a man lol lol lol. She maybe getting a bit short on the lamp oil though lol.

 

You appear to have left one of your bondage implements in shot.