Match Day Thread Preston North End vs QPR

I'm not a fan of playing the three left footers in midfield

 

One can only only hope. Preston as close as you can get to aliens though !

 

Looking at the current temperature up there, it's -4 degrees.....

 

Don’t make me come down there to issue a bollocking young man, that’s ridiculous, I wouldn’t touch that with yours old chap

 

Pitch looks frozen already.
Looks well dodgy and Marti seems none too happy with it either.

 

Where the fook is cook?

 

Any streams, my lad is not at home and panicking that he will not se the game?

 

http://www.fawanews.com/Preston vs QPR.html

 

Vamos Rangers

 

COME ON YOU RSSSSS

 

That pitch really doesnt look playable

 

According to the sky experts the pitch is playable even though you can see players stepping carefully on the surface....

 

The joy riding tyre tracks are like a local sunday park match

 

It's not going to get any better.

 

Why has this championship game got a league 2 commentary team?

The pitch could be an ice sheet and it would be played because it’s on telly. It’s all very tentative and understandably so.

 

Probably best not to try ti tap around in defence then!

 

Seems to me like we are missing Chair!?

 

Dykes normally plays like he’s on an ice rink anyway so this could be ideal.

 

Why are linesmen always short?

 

Goal kick given as a corner by linesman 1 yard away.....