A bloke walked into a pub, ordered a pint of beer and downed it in one He looked to the left of him and said to the people there "You're all idiots!", turned to his right and said "You're all fools!" and walked out He came in the next night, ordered a pint of beer and downed it in one He looked to the left of him and said to the people there "You're all idiots!", turned to his right and said "You're all fools!" and walked out A bloke sitting down on the left of where he was standing said to the people he was with "If he comes in tomorrow night, I'm having him!" The next night, the same bloke came in, ordered a pint of beer and downed it in one, looked to the left of him and said to the people there "You're all idiots!", turned to his right and said "You're all fools!" The bloke from the night before stood up and replied "I'm no idiot!", the first bloke then retorted "Then get over there with the fools!" (So much better when you watch Tommy Cooper tell it!)
