Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Anyone told the HDM about this as a lot of those words supposedly identify you as been from Hull according to regular articles on the subject?

 

Tweet cancelled.

 

She's just making shapes, that one's... a polygon!

 

So L.A.s was to blame for foisting Take That onto the World.

 

She/ he ain’t holding back the years.

 

Here's one to make your eyes water...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-67541181

 

You know you grew up in the 80's when...

1. You remember Michael Jackson when he was black.
2. Your walkman weighed 10lbs.
3. A state of the art computer was an Atari or C64.
4. You know the meaning of "wax on, wax off".
5. You went to a rollerskating disco.
6. You collected Garbage Pail Kids trading cards.
7. Betamax was the cutting edge of technology.
8. You know who played Magnum P.I.
9. You collected scratch & sniff stickers.
10. You collected scented erasers.
11. You owned a rubik's cude.
12. You remember Madonna hitting the scene.
13. You could breakdance or wished you could.
14. You wanted to be a Goonie.
15. You know who He-Man & She-Ra are.
16. You saw E.T at the cinema.
17. You believed that Kit in nightrider was real.
15. You know how to use a rotary telephone.
16. You know who Mr.T is.
17. Your friend owned a soda steam or Mr.Frosty & you were jealous.
18. You knew "The Artist" when he was called Prince.
19. You owned a Chopper or BMX bicycle.
20. You tape recorded songs from the radio.
21. You owned a Boom Box.
22. You ever wore furry earmuffs.
23. You wanted to be on Jim'll Fix It.
24. You remember the 'Who Shot J.R' saga.
25. You know who Max Headroom is.
26. You watched Carry On films & thought they were rude.
27. You remember Mark in Eastenders was Tucker Jenkins in Grange Hill.
28. You know what Dealy Boppers are.
29. You have heard of Cabbage Patch Dolls.
30. If you ever watched Fraggle Rock.
31. Panini sticker album collections with missing stickers.
32. You know what a banana clip is.
33. You spent hours building & re-building Lego sets.
34. You believed in the Power of Greyskull.
35. You read Look In magazine.
36. You got more than 10 sweets in a 10p mix-up.
37. You tried to do the splits to Fame.
38. You used your bed as a trampoline.
39. You ever wore jelly shoes.
40. Dressing up like Madonna was normal.
41. You wanted a keyper toy (animal toy with a key to hide things).
42. Occasionally being allowed to stay up late for Dallas, Dynasty or Minder.
43. Water Balloons were the ultimate weapon.
44. You remember when 25p was decent pocket money.
45. Snickers was called Marathon.
46. Starburst were called Opal Fruits.
47. You watched Live Aid.
48. You owned a Hoola Hoop.
49. You played Pacman.
50. A Mars bar has shrunk to half its original size.
51. You played nudge arcade games to win two pence pieces.
52. You read Jackie magazine.
53. You played who could hold a fireball gobstopper in their mouth the longest.
54. You saw the Challanger explode.
55. You realise how inflation has effected the price of the Tooth Fairy.
56. Tommy Cooper collapsed on stage and you thought it was part of the act.
57. Channel 4 went on air.
58. Margaret Thatcher was prime minister.
59. Watching Neighbours was considered essential.
60. You had a crush on Jason or Kylie.
61. You ever wore Grolsch beer tops on your shoes to look like bros.
62. Milli Vanilli fooled you.
63. You ever used crimping irons.
64. Wagon Wheels were huge.
65. You knew all the words & actions to AGGA DOO DOO DOO.
66. You ever wore a shellsuit.
67. You ever wore British Knight trainers.
68. You bought Smash Hits.
69. You ever wore day glo flourescent clothing.
70. You know who Stock, Aitken & Waterman are.
71. You watched The A Team.
72. Important decisions were made with "eeney-meeny-miney-mo".
73. You know what "Push Up" icecream is.
74. You got a Little Professor calculator for christmas.
76. You played MB board games such as Guess Who, Battleship, Connect 4, Downfall, Mousetrap, Buckaroo, Hungry Hippo's, Operation & Twister.
77. You were gutted when Wham broke up.
78. You know who Fonzie is.
79. A predominant colour in your childhood photo's is plaid.
80. You remember Monster Munch when they were 10p.
81. You remember Ant & Dec as PJ & Duncan.
82. You ever wore a Swatch Watch.
83. You were disappointed at your Kinder Surprise but carried on buying them.
84. You bought 7" vinyl & cassette top 40 singles.
85. You owned a Strawberry Shortcake scented doll.
86. You read Enid Blyton books.
87. You wore socks scrunched down.
88. You learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out.
89. You watched the Mary Rose being raised.
90. You watched the fall of the Berlin Wall.
91. You watched the royal wedding of Prince Charles & Lady Diana.
92. Grown ups wore huge shoulder pads.
93. The A-ha video was a pinnacle of modern technology.
94. Spinning around, getting dizzy & collapsing in fits of giggles.
95. You didn't sleep a wink on Christmas Eve.
96. You wore a plastic tennis visor.
97. You made Ken fall in love with Barbie.
98. You were in cub scouts or girl scouts but now you have no idea what all the badges you got were for.
99. Partying like it's 1999 seemed sooooooo far away.
100. You've realised that life really is one of those choose your own adventure books!.

 

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Jimmy Somerville is trending on twatter because some daft **** got a terrible tattoo that's supposed to look like arsehole Tommy Robinson but looks like Jimmy.

 

If anybody's got an iphone here's summat for you to check.

 

Today marks 6 months without drinking a drop of Alcohol, or any kinds of fizzy drink! 6 months without eating bread, cake or anything sweet. The change in my body has been fantastic, I feel great, I lost weight and my way of thinking is very positive... I'm looking to keep this up and go for more. Because I care!... no alcohol, eating healthy and above all, an hour of exercise every day!!!
I don't know who's status this is, but it said to copy and paste, so I did

 

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Ahh ok mate, not a clue about phones so thought it genuine.