talking to a mate the other day he said 'just got back from the dentist, and he told me i need root canal work they must be the three most terrifying words in the english language'....i said for me it was, 'time gentlemen, please'
When you hurt, nobody else feels your pain When you cry, no-one sees your tears. When you're sad no-one feels your sorrow.........but fart just once!!!
So a man is getting a severe reprimand from his boss: "Why did you **** her ???" the boss yells "She was lying there naked, what was I supposed to do" answers the man The boss replies: "The autopsy, you were supposed to do the ****ing autopsy !!!"
I remember when one could have a gay old time whilst sitting on a **** with a trannie and sucking on a ***, and no-one was offended.
That's the last time I let our lass use my car to take her mate shopping, the **** must have gone rally driving the state she brought it back
