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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop.

    He’s not perfect.

    But he knows the drill......
     
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    Good wholesome kids books….
    They teach em young nowadays!

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    I've been feeling a lot happier since I swapped drinking coffee for orange juice with breakfast.

    My doctor believes its because of the added vitamin C and goodness in the orange juice....

    I think it's because of the vodka.....
     
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    I setup a video call on my iPad with my doctor after I discovered a suspicious lump on my left testicle. I dropped my pants and explained it all to my doctor...

    Got some funny looks from the other customers in Costa Coffee though!
     
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    I went back to the doctor today. I said, "I applied the pile cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction".

    "Where actually did you apply it?" he asked. I said,"on the bus".
     
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    I'll give you nothing for it

    So you have more than one
     
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