It's funny, CC kind of reminds me of David Moyes Wife, the Everton supporting WUM from the old 606 days ....
did you know that Everton are not the first top flight club to break the rules that Honour falls to our dear friends down the road 1890-91: Sunderland (two points) - registration issue Teams being deducted points is nothing new. Indeed you have to go all the way back 133 years for the first example of an English top-flight side being penalised. Scotland international goalkeeper Ned Doig played for Sunderland, but he had not been registered with the club for the required seven days, and therefore was still effectively a Blackburn player. Sunderland lost two points, which dropped them from fifth to seventh at the end of the season.
I think "The End of Corruption - Don't Mess With Everton" or something similar might be worth a shot.