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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Love goose
     
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  2. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    A year late I know, but I recently went to a Turkish barbers, guys cutting my hair and all of a sudden he whips out this metal stick thats on fire.
    Starts sticking it in my ears and ****, I lowkey panicked at first, till i realised he was burning the hairs on and in my ears....a bit extra, but overall a pretty good service.
    Just wish he'd given me some ****ing warning like.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Get the nostril wax. Bossman throws it in free usually if getting a trim and shape up.
     
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  4. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Most Turkish barbers are untrained and ****. It’s all gimmicky. Very few of them can blend in and cut hair properly.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Been going to them for years - tend to go when I've not shaved for a few days too ... cutthroat razor shave, hot towels and haircut and a Turkish coffee ... they even throw in arm and shoulder massage and that finger pull stuff, which always freaks me out a bit ... they also do eyebrow and nostril hair <laugh>
     
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    Are you sure you’re going to the barbershop and not the Turkish bath house….was always told if you want your finger pulled go to the bath house for some action
     
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  7. Gessa

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    Not surprised
     
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  8. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    You've never been goosed
     
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    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Is that for when you Dress Up for a night out with the boys
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Think that's a Leeds exclusive <laugh>
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Nope ... more a once a month complete relaxation interlude <cheers>
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeh man that gets all the newbies, me included <laugh>

    Cant beat a turkish hairxut, fuking lovely.

    Bout 300yds from Liverpool Street station just before you turn off for hoxton/Shoreditch theres a traditional turk barbers there that i usually hit just before xmas every year.

    Great place, beer whike you wait, hot mint towel, face and shoulder massage, flaming ear flicks, eyebrows the lot. £25
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Dumb Brexit peeps lies^^^^
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    Christmas gravy time. Pics in a bit.
     
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  15. luvgonzo

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    Last pic is the celery tops, carrots, dried oregano and a pinch of garam masala.

    Chicken legs are now in the oven for 50 minutes.
     
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    Litre and a half of water and some Chechen stock and going to define for an hour ISH.
     
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    Potted up ready for the freezer, Turkey juices on the day and thicken again..
     
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    Leave it Tone, ee ain't worth it.
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Tone Wouldn't stand a chance against dorset daves caveman hands
     
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