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    Is it unfair to ask the Romans to re-invade Britain?

    Well someone needs to resurface the roads.....
     
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    After my funeral I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone.

    "Thanks for coming"
     
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    I'm not saying my parents were tight growing up, but every December we became Jehovah's Witnesses for a month.
     
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    Just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi and it’s brilliant.

    It comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men.
     
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    “And the girl behind the counter said ‘Dough Balls?’ and I had to explain that they’d been that way since I dodged an Exocet in ‘83”


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    Why does my wife always wait till I'm at the other end of the house before asking me to

    "Merm frner mernferr brnerfer!"?
     
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