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    I'm not saying my parents were tight growing up, but every December we became Jehovah's Witnesses for a month.
     
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    Just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi and it’s brilliant.

    It comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men.
     
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    Shock new cabinet appt. @ No10

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    I know we live in a nanny state these days where we have half wits on the BBC telling us not to go out if it is raining in case we get wet or not to go out if it is sunny in case we get sunburnt, BUT last night took the biscuit

    Between 2-30AM and 2-45AM a van went up and then down the main road where I live with a BBC voice from the fifties telling us that there was a severe storm warning, to stay indoors and only travel if absolutely necessary, everyone was ASLEEP apart from a few like me who they woke up

    We woke up to some scattered leaves, one overturned pot and sunshine
     
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    Why does my wife always wait till I'm at the other end of the house before asking me to

    "Merm frner mernferr brnerfer!"?
     
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    A Geordie lass went to the hairdresser and asked for a perm...

    The hairdresser replied....I wandered lernly as a clood.
     
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