Mate of mine told me he woke up starving one morning after a big night out. Couldn't understand why as he'd got a takeaway delivery when he'd got home. He walked in his kitchen and on the bench was an untouched pizza and kebab still wrapped up in the delivery bag.
As a student I came home pissed, phoned "dial-a-curry" and asked them to make my Tikka Masalla "a bit hotter than normal" Took one mouthful, burned my face off went to get some water, forgot about the curry and went to bed. Woke up to a fully, largely untouched curry with naans, rice, popadums and chips. Is it any wonder I was always skint as a student?
I spent 30 quid on an Indian takeaway in Blackpool in May on Just eat. It never turned up and i fell asleep. I was fuming and when i rang up the next day to complain id accidentally ordered it for 24 hours later and i was going home that day ffs
Couple of years back we were getting some remedial work done in the house - the builder offered to put us up in a hotel and pay for all our meals for a week. Unbeknownst to them we stayed at home and just invoiced them for hotel/meals etc Ordered a massive curry that would have fed 10 of us, with the intention of boxing it all up and freezing it for a later date. Curry took ages to come, kept phoning them up and they kept lying to us that the "driver left 20 mins ago etc". In the end I told them where to stick their curry, but it turned up anyway (about 2 hours late) and they said no charge. So, I still invoiced the house builder, boxed up my curries and got reimbursed for a meal I never actually paid for
I ordered a Pizza and a kebab one night when i was pished. Im a nightmare when i order food pished and hungry i order far too much. It was winter time and when i woke up i was trying to remember if id eaten it or not. When i opened the front door about an hour later it was sat frozen on my door step. I must have fallen asleep and not heard the delivery driver ffs
I was in the local one night and as I was leaving I ordered a pizza to be delivered to the house. Somehow the app used GPS to fix the delivery address, and the pizza went to the pub while I sat at home fuming because it was late. Only realised when a 'mate' still in the pub phoned me to tell me how nice it was.
About 20 years ago me and 2 other lads got put on nightshift to work along side the shop refit lads. Initially it was for a week but a week turned into a fortnight etc, ended up doing it for about a month. I was 18 with no responsibilities and money was money. Anyway the shopfitters left and me and the other 2 lads done an extra week of restock etc, we decided rather than having breaks we would lash the graft off, (gaffer-i dont give a **** what you do, just get it done) then spend the rest of the night in the training room (8x5 foot if it was an inch). It bosted a combination tv/video setup for the health and safety video. We brought videos in and on the final Friday night we ordered what can only be described as a piss take amount of food from the Chinese, Special fried right, special curry, omelets, ribs, wantons, chips, gravy, noodles, you name it.Put it this way we each hoyed 20 quid down, baring in mind we're talking 2003 back when a 20 spot wasn't to be sniffed at. 60 quids worth of bait arrive after I'd had to convince the Chinese I was a regular customer and it wasn't a pisstake. Eyes far too big for belly. As you know, when you've ate enough to make you feel sick, saving it for tomorrow wasn't an option. The amount of food we binned that night, some unopened, still haunts my dreams to this very day.
ever went food shopping after you've ate and ended up leaving with a book and tub of icecream because you "didn't fancy anything"? because you were full? I have.
Last time I done this they sent me a delivery time of about 11pm then sent me another email about 10 minutes later saying to be delivered between 17:00-1800 the next day I was fuming there was f*ck all else open
