Two Chinese gangsters are plotting a break in at a Scottish distillery. One says to the other "Is it whisky?" "Yes," replies the other one "But not as whisky as a bank wobbewy"
By coincidence Oscar Pistorius is also abandoning the appeal against his conviction ... ... in a press statement he said he no longer feels he has a leg to stand on.
I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi and it’s brilliant. It comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men.