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Tears of the clowns

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 4, 2023.

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Which club or set of fans (or affiliated pundits) have cried the most thus far?

  1. Bin Dippers

    17.1%
  2. Mersey Mackems

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Spuds

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Arsenal

    51.4%
  5. Man Ure

    5.7%
  6. Chelsea

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Mackems

    14.3%
  8. Sock Haters

    8.6%
  9. Bed wetters

    2.9%
  1. Albert's Muffin Top

    Albert's Muffin Top Well-Known Member

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    Thanks JJ.

    I've just had confirmation from the Telegraph that they will support the publication of my new book "The Joy of Socks".
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    There’s no option for the bed wetters
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    No worries have added that mate.
     
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  4. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    I see we don't have Palace, and their fans who brought their deep and meaningful flag along last week when we massacred them.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    They are too meaningless to even worry about.
     
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  6. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Michael Oliver was the VAR who gave the Man City pen..

    Newcastle fan.

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  7. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    "You couldn't mark a piece of paper with ****ty hands" <laugh>
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    is that some new Law that I don't know about
    "he's never going to get on the end of that, so you can't give it" <laugh>

    " I don't get it, I don't get it"
    thick ****,
    how he is a football presenter when he doesn't know the Laws of Association Football
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    Mental gymnastics! he managed to convince himself that because he wasn't getting to the ball it wasn't a foul.
     
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  10. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    Looks like Saudi are getting the World Cup
    Cue even more tears……
     
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  11. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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  12. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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  14. LiamO

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    Wait till we sign Ruben Nerves on loan!! Just imagine. ****ing Bliss! Please Amanda, just do it for ****s and giggles?<laugh>
     
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  15. ToonArmy1892

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    I anxiously await the signing.
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    These rumours have always been there since the day of the takeover, however in reality the activity has been far less provocative or dramatic.

    I don't think this Saudi trading players here on loan will materialise having worked so hard to get those players there in the 1st place.
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    Lindgard is available
     
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  18. Toonitus

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  19. FadgewackeR

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    Gabri Viega and Neves for the laugh. That’d plug a gap in the ranks.
     
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  20. FadgewackeR

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    Could do with a spare striker too. Benzema maybe.
     
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