A woman is just getting out of the shower when there’s a knock at the door. She doesn’t have a towel at hand so she shouts, “Who is it?” “It’s the blind man” Realising the towel no longer matters, she opens the door. The blind man says, “Nice tits, love. Where do you want the blinds?”
Once you understand why pizzas are made round, packed in square boxes and eaten as triangles, you will be on your way to understanding women
