Off Topic The Burly Arms

Sucky reckons he's 26, so on that reckoning the cocktail was probably £75

 

I just hope he aint dealing in there

 

I don't get out a lot these days

 

We know mate.

 

I know, you are always on here when i am and most of the time i am not

 

I was pisses before that one.

It was sone special scottish whiskey called a illumination highball. Kinda like a Harvey wallbanger with rhubarb salt.

 

Ah right, bargain then.

 

Service charge was 15% so they got **** all.

And you go there cos the mrs feels special innit bro and i get a blowy

 

Not really but why not eh, only go uo my nose later anyway probably

 

A brass would be cheaper but glad you had a nice time.

 

I did guess it was probably to make the mrs feel special, couldn't see you doing that place otherwise.

 

Im very well to do ill have you know mate

 

For the amount you will have spent on that blowy you could have got the full shabang with a beautiful Russian escort.

Noob.

 

Or a Poundland one

 

I’d want change.

 

Definitely

 

Tell them to take that 31 quid off. Is that how it rolls down there? They tell you what their tip is?

You could have had a beautiful Russian and a beautiful Iranian for half an hour. Instead you’ve chucked alcohol down ya neck for a ****ty blowy. You’ve got an expensive bird…

… I’ll do it for half the price next time

 

She gives really good blowys though bro

 

Meh. How hard can it be. £120.