I got on the us the other day and caught two young girls in the middle of a conversation. One said ".........and it was a good eight inches long." Her friend asked "and how big around was it?" The first girl made a ring with her fingers "about this big." "Wow, and did it hurt?" "Well, yes a bit, but it was worth it." "How did you feel afterwards?" "Oh, very satisfied, really." "And did it last long?" "Well, yes it did, in fact I had to flush three times before it went away." Oh, dear................
I took my Dog into the Benefits office this morning to claim his benefits. The clerk said, "On what grounds is he entitled to benefits"? I said: "well he's brown, he stinks, he doesn't work, and he ****s on the pavement" She said "OK fill this form in and get it stamped at desk 4.
So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'
"I went into a shop and I said, "can someone sell me a kettle?" The bloke said "kenwood"? I said "Where is he"?
