Hilarious Jokes

Chasing bees I think buddy.

 

They were the days, mate.

 

As good old Mary Hopkins warbled "I thought they'd never end"

 

All fun and games till someone loses an eye.

 

Thanks for that got that stuck in my head now

 

It's a great song and she was lovely back in the day from what I've seen.

Useless fact No. 478 from ER - she used to go out with Tony Visconti.

Not a lot of people know that.

 

I googled him and it says they were married for 10 years. I expect you are right that they courted for a while before marriage.

 

Didn't know they were married.

There were rumours that they were the couple smooching beneath the Berlin Wall in Ravey Davey Bowie's "Heroes".

Something else not a lot of people know about.

 

Must check with Charlie about that.

 

Very droll Mick

How's things?

 

Good, stopped raining thank God, Scotland got blasted with it as well I do believe, will watch the sport and having a striploin for dinner so all in all mustn't grumble.

 

It's been terrible here since Wednesday lunchtime but it actually looks like the rain and wind have abated somewhat.

I've just ****ing jinxed it, haven't I, **** it

 

The Aberdeen game off today?

 

Dunno buddy but it wouldn't surprise me

I imagine there will be numerous postponements this weekend in Scotland.

 

Yep and St Johnson and Ross County

 

Nobody wants to see slippy G