Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Currently at Berwick caravan park and had a typical mag encounter. Initially asked if I was scum but I informed him I was infact a mackem and from there he went on to profess that any and all recent success they've had was nothing at all to do with money at all and they're just "class". To diffuse the situation I wished him all the best and said I hope he enjoyed his visits to st James. Due to my non reaction to his utter ****e he declared me bitter through gritted teeth, irony is not their strong point, not is context or relevance. Bellend.

 

Fabulous term!

 

Could change it to "a classic mag encounter" or A.C.M.E. like those **** weapons that never worked which the Coyote used to try and catch Road Runner

 

None of my mag mates even mention football anymore. Either to embarrassed or know the reply they will get won’t be to their liking.

 

Has the Almiron thing already been discussed or not. The naughty boy.

 

I've heard nothing. What's he done?

 

They're wired up to be defensive because they have no other choice ...

... they know what they are.

 

Has he confessed to liking Manchester?

 

Apparently gave the police false information regarding driver/driving. Banned for 6 months and £600 fine. Acording to the Evening Chronicle so I am assuming its legit.

 

It’s unbelievable how many of them peddle the ‘nothing to do with money” line as if they actually believe it!

Even had them say “trippier is our most expensive signing under the new regime”. Conveniently forgetting about Isak etc!

Then when you point out how wrong they are it’s “still not due to money, we haven’t spent as much as Chelsea”… Some yardstick that one

 

There are some absolute whoppers out there who have nowt better to do with their lives like...

 

they simply do no want to be known as 'the new(est) man city, they will convince themselves that they just 'grew' from hard work alone...everyone knows how it happened, as well as usual top six having a bad season, i honestly think that at least one of the big clubs in europe will end up in the sh1te at some point or the euro league will be allowed and they can all feck off and leave it for the rest to fight out.

ps: wont be there tonight, woke with a bit of a sore throat yesterday and this morning somebody had added razor blades to it.

 

They also want to be loved and admired, they believe their own myths and platitudes from the media. They don't want to admit to have bought success or the dubious owners, as it ruins their mythos and makes them face up to not being universally loved by fans from other clubs.

 

Football focus and ex player Anderson were making a big thing about the incredible reception Tonali will receive. He’s done wrong but is being hailed as a hero

 

Palace fans know the score.

 

Interesting ads at the bottom. What have you been googling?

 

This "throw our arms around him" bullshit that the saudis are coming up with regarding Tonali is pathetic but so typical of them.
Beheddie's quotes post-match today made me bring my tea up -

**** off mate. He's been betting on his own team, breaking countless laws, jumping ship to protect Milan then as soon as it breaks he claims to be sick with an addiction.

Tonali and Saudi FC - match made in heaven

Fully expect the to sign Greenwood in the summer.

 

Yeah that's ****ing gross. There's a sickness in that club and it's only getting worse.

 

And the more the media worship them for it , the more they’ll believe they are special , and then the media worships them more and so it will go on