Roll Call

I see Malta Mike hasn't shut this cess pit of misery down yet, so who's still around and who's dead.

We know BH and Stereo topped themselves in a lovers pact but who is still here ?

Where was I, I hear you ask. Well I was on a cruise for 28 months then travelled to the Isle of Man and drank Champagne and Orange juice in the back of Elton John's limo accompanied by Sabrina and Esther Rantzen.

TAL **** the Huns etc.etc.

 

You've said your piece so now disappear again you ****ing old fruit

There's a dear.

 

Every ****'s karked it mate. Except @Mind The Duck , everyone else is one of his socks. Including you, I shouldn't wonder

 

I remember you used wait in the car, and frankly you should still be there.

 

Still waiting on a Fanta and a bag of Cheese and Onion

 

That was meant for the sheep shagging octogenarian but I forgot how to quote. It's just press reply imagine that

 

Top thread, easy 7 pager

 

#hash in fugly baby shame

 

Thanks Barrie or Trev

 

Very kind, my name is HRH Mohammed 3rd of Mecca bingo

 

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Oh **** sake it's Medro

 

**** off.

 

Ah Gamby don't be like that, did that finger ever grow back ?

 

I can't think what to say other than: England just scored a very good goal

 

I only came back a day or two ago so that Trevor wouldn’t come to a Land Down Under on a rescue mission like I did for him, no sign of him, the ungrateful bastard.

 

not even a piece of his sandwich?

 

GC taking refugees now ^^^^^^

 

I heard he hooked with a ladyboy on the stop over and forgot to continue his rescue mission

 

When is Venoms anniversary I'd like to commemorate it, remember telling him there's no coming back from those choky ****s but he wouldn't listen