That reminds me of a very childish act, of mine, when we had our little transport company between Nice and Nottingham. I had a sticker made, for the back of the van, saying, "How's my driving, call 0800 000 000." The number was actually a sex chat line. I hoped any bellend, taking the time to 'report me' to my boss, would regret it if his wife checked his phone and asked what the number was I did say it was childish ....
When my wife was feeling frisky and absolutely demanding to be f*cked, my c*ck let me down for the first time in my life. Bizarrely and unfortunately, I got an erection.
My wife isn't talking to me coz apparently I ruined her birthday. Not sure how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
Of all the US presidents there's never been any taller than Abraham Lincoln at 6'4" ... ... which was quite a president
I arranged a stripagram, over the Internet, for a mate's stag night in Cardiff which he seemed really pleased with ... ... he's just sent the video as I couldn't make it, I feel like I've been fleeced tbh. . '
