Philftm your avatar reminds me of an old poster, possibly from Australia, The Flying Graysons? Not sure which forum, was a canny few years back, but I liked his contributions.
Just googled him and it explains why he used Robin as his avatar... John and Mary were murdered by a mobster named Tony Zucco as part of an extortion threat to the circus' owner, leaving Dick orphaned. The young Grayson would be adopted as Bruce Wayne's legal ward, and eventually become Batman's side-kick Robin.
I've got to admit, my wife's cooking has seriously improved. Today I had the best slice of soup I've ever had.
Prior to doing what I do now ( as little as poss for as much as poss) I worked security on a building site. One night I saw the labourer walking out with a wheelbarrow covered with a blanket. I thought "what's that c*nt got under there?" The next night I saw him again with a wheelbarrow covered with a blanket. I stopped him and said " Eya mate what you got under there?!" I took the blanket off. Nowt f*ckall ! The next night same again. I stopped him but f*ckall not a thing ! This went on for 3 months until they sacked me. When I asked the gaffa why I was sacked it was because 84 wheelbarrow's had gone missing!
I looked for at least a minute and was just about to reply with you are going to need to point it out to me when I spotted it. What the actual ****? Surely they aren't solar panels and are something else that needs shade, no idea what needs shade but I'm not having someone put solar panels there!