Several men are in the locker room of the local golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. I can hardly hear you.........are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat." It's only £1,000." "Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure......go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2021 models." "I saw one I really liked" MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "£120,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing." "That house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market." "They're asking £950,000 now" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000." "They will probably take it." "If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand." "It's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too honey." Then the man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" ✅☮️
I have just been watching a brilliant documentary on TV about Tomato Sauce. If you missed it, don't worry . . . . it's available on Ketchup.
My boss phoned me today. He said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped." "Can you do me a favour?" he asked. I said, "Of course, what is it?" He said, "Hurry up and take your shot, I'm behind you on the 7th hole."
