Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

You could have added our 9-1 victory at St James’s Park for good measure!!! We were embarrassed 4-0 but 9-1 !!!

 

Increasingly he makes that obvious.

I suppose it's being a secure part of Lineker's gang and being on a stupidly exorbitant BBC deal. His previous faux impartiality has slipped through the guard he used to put up.

Basically, he's not a very bright lad at all, a bit slow witted and now very predictable. I'm guessing that last bit mind, as I never watch MOTD, other than on the hurry up.

 

He also does the same faux posh geordie accent that Steve Bruce does

 

The lying bastard doesn’t admit that though, in an interview on fwassbook(I don’t recall who with) he claims to have skied it.

 

Heard him say that on BBC, one of those motd top 10 shows they had during covid. Lost the tiny bit of respect I had for the hat

 

It might’ve been the same one mate, I only saw it when it was on fwassbyuk though.

 

https://www.tiktok.com/@bearded_mackem/video/7206027244983143685

 

That ****ers hat of his must be cutting off the circulation to his brain, thick Geordie bazza

 

that was on a bbc thing with Lineker

neither Lineker or Richard’s pulled him up on the fact he lied. Pricks

 

Aye I found it and posted the link, mate.

 

A geordie rewriting history to suit an agenda? Well I never!!

 

Sad thing is, it’s not just the fact that he lies about it, it’s the fact that he says “still going now” and “my neighbour asked if I wanted the ball back from his garden” or whatever that ****e was! Ridiculous. I used to think he was ok as a pundit, but since the mags takeover and this ****, absolutely “one of them”

 

I have always begrudgingly had to admit he was a very good striker but I lost all respect for him when a lad I met on a construction site years ago told me about the time they were block paving his drive for him during a cold snap.
Anyway Sheera's wife came out of the house with cups of tea for the 4 lads doing the work and she had put some biscuits on the tray for them. Sheera comes out the house and one of the lads says hello and he ignores him turns to his wife and says they are not here to socialise they are here to work picks up the tray of tea and biscuits and takes them inside, lads never seen him again but his job took weeks to finish as every time it rained or was too cold the lads would leave site. The ****wit screwed his own job up and all 4 lads were staunch mags fans, the one i met was self employed and got the job through a mate at the club and he said that he has no respect for Sheera and thinks he is an absolute cock, he never told me who his mate at the club was but he did say that their was not much love for mr Sheera within the club. mind this was 10/15 years ago I think so things could have changed

 

Heard similar from a lad in the trade - turned up to do a huge tiling job for him. One of them called him "Alan" and he snapped back that it's "Mr Shearer" - the lads apparently (all mag fans) packed up their gear and ****ed the job off

Might be urban myth, but sounds like he's a prize bell end

 

No one will agree but I've got a bit of an out of the box thought on this so please hear me out.

What if Shearer can't remember that it was saved because actually he was just another miss to him. In other words he isn't a massive mag like he makes out. Cause any real mag would remember the save that cost them a defeat against safc.

 

He wouldn't be alone on overstating his "devotion" to the mags in an attempt to curry favour

Having said that, who else but a mag would turn down guaranteed silverware at Man Utd to join them instead?

 

A bottler who couldn't handle the pressure, the type of bloke who would have a penalty saved in a derby?

Still an absolutely ridiculous move, imagine what he would have won had he gone there and played under Fergie when Man United were the best in England by a long way!

 

Got told by a couple of electricians that they were working at his house and Mrs. Shearer kindly bought the two lads fish and chips for a treat at lunchtime. Shearer got wind of it and phoned the electrical contractors they worked for and demanded they deduct the price of two fish lots from his bill

 

A mate of mine worked for HMRC back when he was playing for them and he called Shearer a twat then. He wouldn't tell me all the details, because it was more than his job was worth, but it was some stuff with Shearer ending up with a huge tax bill after under reporting some of his assets and investments actual worth. If he'd not been such an arse to some tax inspector, he'd not have had ended up with such a thorough audit. And the thing was the bloke he was an arse to wasn't even interested in football, he was a rugby league fan, so didn't have an ex to grind against him. Apparently he treat the bloke in such an arrogant and condescending manner when he was being interviewed, that the bloke referred it to a thorough audit for tax avoidance straight away and he ended up with a huge tax bill to settle quickly. His agent was the one who had to sort out the settlement terms with HMRC when they dropped it on him a few months later.

 

I’ve heard stories of him buying everyone bacon butties then sending an invoice, not sure if Chinese whispers or no smoke with our fire, met him once and called me a prick cos I refused a photo (my mag mates were getting them with him) so edge towards believing the stories