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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    two of you
    on the same page too
    what are the chances
     
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  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    100 to 1, I'd say, but mine had a slightly different illness :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    kleptomania
     
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    kiwiqpr, Oct 2, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Is this the Word Association thread? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 4, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    I was sat on the edge of my bed last night, pulling my boxers off.

    My wife said to me "You spoil those dogs!"....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 5, 2023
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    upload_2023-10-6_20-13-0.png
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Oct 6, 2023
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    In the official Brixton R Memorial Prediction League, 8 out of 34 posters predicted that QPR would beat Blackburn Rovers, at Loftus Road, today.

    Too soon?
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    To be fair only seven of them are deluded
     
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  9. Hammersmith bookie

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    Yeah I'm just clinically insane !
     
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  10. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    Ha! I was one of them.
     
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    Rangers Til I Die, Oct 8, 2023

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    I was hopeful of a 2-1 lose, which is a good result these day, my heart over my head
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    sofa supporter:emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    kiwiqpr, Oct 8, 2023
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    Taffvalerowdy, Oct 8, 2023
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    I used to play in a band called Cats Eyes.

    We played middle of the road stuff....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 9, 2023
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    I have SEX DAILY.

    Sorry, I mean DYSLEXIA....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 9, 2023
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    My bank called this morning, and said there has been some suspicious bulk buying of aftershaves on my bank account.

    They think my card has been cologned....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 9, 2023
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    My doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.

    I'm scared 5hitless....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 9, 2023
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    JK Rowling talking about the 20th Anniversary of Harry Potter.

    I don't think anyone has milked a small wizard this much since Debbie McGee !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 9, 2023
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    Garth Ainsworth said he can turn Rangers season around Lol
    Went to watch a QPR match Saturday, but we didn’t turn up
     
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    jeffranger, Oct 9, 2023
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