Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Make sure you have enough time to get to your gate on time, some of the walks are very long.

 

Don't worry about me Balkan I'm what people call a seasoned traveller.....actually the more unkind would say pickled!

 

Ha, why should they? They're asfalters, It's not their job to move members of the public cars and if they damage their back doing it, no one is going to pay for their sick leave and physio/surgery. Wouldn't ask an electrician to do some tiling whilst he's at your house or a fibre engineer to lay some carpet...

But i agree - I think it's a filler story that the BBC put on their website if they're short of news, because it comes up yearly (different place each time).

 

Road surfacing crews have to leave cars like that probably once a month in every council area in this country. It really was the nonniest of non-stories.

 

Hope you're not the pilot !

 

Is that a certain someone here on their recent holiday?

 

Oohhh ****!!!!

 

Security guard.

 

Terry Neill & Chillo look uncomfortable don't they?

 

Ironically both doing the Jimmy Waffle on. Sign of Your talking bullshit.

 

He should switch to flower arranging.

 

That's out of Chris Chilton's benefit match program (against Leeds United) played May 3rd '71.

 

Impressively geeky maths joke that appealed to me at least

 

I'm sure the daughter thinks it's hilarious .

 

Now this is proper politics
Finally a party I can fully support.

Vienna Election : Beer Party is polling at 12%. (3rd from 7 parties I think)

Policies include:
A beer fountain for Vienna
New 50% tax on Radlers and "other atrocities"
Monthly barrel of beer to Austrian households (50L per adult, 20L per child)
Radler buyback programme, exchanging Radlers for real beer

 

Now why no one ever thought of this before?

 

I certainly agree that Radler is an atrocity !

 

Just another party promising what they wouldn't deliver in practice. All the same.