Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

What do you call a woman who insists she's the householder ...

.... Olivia

 

There was a “glamour model” who promoted herself as having the largest natural breasts ever.
She called herself Norma Stitz.
True.

 

Going back a while I remember Chesty Morgan who used to kill the baddies with her baps, worst acting ever, so I’ve been told

 

I cooked a Sunday roast for Lionel Richie a while ago . . . . he asked once, twice, three times for gravy !

 

I was in my local newsagents this morning.

I asked the pretty lass behind the counter if she kept stationery.

She said "Only to begin with . . . . then I go like a fecking rabbit"

 

Another owldy . . . .