I got banned from Reddit for asking if a Gypsy who was stealing something in a video had paid his taxes.
A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come ashore. She says to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you had a drink?” He replies “Ten years” and with that she reveals a bottle of whiskey from within her swimsuit, which the man starts drinking from. She then asks, “Tell me, how long has it been since you smoked a cigar?” He replies “Again, 10 years” and with that she pulls out a cigar and lighter from within her swimsuit and he starts smoking. She then seductively unzips her swimsuit and says, “Now tell me….how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun?” “My God!” he replies. “Don’t tell me you’ve got a Playstation in there!”
Following on from a rather excellent obituary I posted a while ago, here's a Wikipedia article on another man who truly lived a life less ordinary. Please don't skim read it; it's packed with absolute gems.and you'll miss one. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_von_Ripper Vin
9 years for treason? Christ, I really feel for those who were hung, drawn and quartered all those centuries ago. Jaswant Singh Chail: Man who took crossbow to 'kill Queen' jailed - BBC News
My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The guy said the rental was £50, and the set-up fee was £1000. I said: "That's outrageous." He just shrugged and said: "That's inflation for you."
ITV Grand Slammers: Inside The Mount Prison Really great program about what sport and teamwork can achieve Worth having a look on catch-up if you didn’t see it
the missus asked me what i was doing on the computer."looking at cheap flights" i said.She got all excited,which is odd as she's never shown any interest in darts before.....
