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    What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones.

    Trombones
     
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    What's the difference between a kangeroo and a kangeroot?
    One's an Australian marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift.
     
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    It's female.
     
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    Last one for now...
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    What's white and fluffy and hangs around in the zoo?

    A meringuatang
     
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    I can imagine this happening a lot now <laugh>
     
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