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Off Topic The **** awards

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Sep 28, 2023.

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Who is the biggest **** on our board

  1. Geordieginola

    6.3%
  2. Roy Munson

    37.5%
  3. Roland

    6.3%
  4. Albert

    3.1%
  5. Groot

    3.1%
  6. Magdad

    3.1%
  7. Schlegm

    6.3%
  8. JakartaToon

    25.0%
  9. Welshie

    6.3%
  10. Obi or Other

    3.1%
  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    It’s a collection of my shaven pubes in a swan vesta box.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    fixed. Now let Amanda Staveley join the prediction league you sexist dictator.
     
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  3. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I've voted for you jak
     
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  4. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Not that I think you’re a twat because I don’t. But I changed my vote to you as I didn’t want you feeling left out.
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    He's not a twat he's a ****
     
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  6. JakartaToon

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    I’ve just discovered something sadder than no **** votes and that’s sympathy **** votes. You ****.
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    We all know I've won this before a vote was made
     
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  8. Keith Lemon

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    begging ****.
     
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    IMG_3249.jpeg Jak needing votes
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    #70
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  11. JakartaToon

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    Chippy trying to keep all his socks posting:
    upload_2023-9-30_14-32-4.jpeg
     
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  12. JakartaToon

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    #72
  13. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Ha ha. Well at least now you can be a twat. Instead a pretend one.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    he’s quite proficient.
     
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  15. Prince Isak (GG)

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    That’s an extremely powerful word. On a Saturday aswell.

    I like it.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Jak could tie with chaos if he voted for himself
     
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  17. JakartaToon

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    I don't want to destroy the integrity of the game. @Welshie still has my vote. I can't outcunt him.
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    How come the nice guys are winning the vote? There must be a proper **** behind all this.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    **** (s)
     
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  20. General Lee Speaking 1st

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    That Jakarta lad, with his begging bowl and army of servants because he’s a lazy Bintang swilling **** is… because he won’t let me play his game… a despicable narcissistic ****.
     
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