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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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  1. Hammersmith bookie

    Hammersmith bookie Well-Known Member

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    **** me think if he supported the hoops for a season ! He'd be a shoe in to play Jack the Ripper, Genghis Khan and Hitler in the next 2 years
     
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    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Is it just me or is there a theme emerging with your jokes, TVR ?
     
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  3. Wooperts_duck

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    I decided to stop worrying about my wife's driving and take advantage of it.

    I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's My Driving?" and put an 0800 number on it.

    At 50 pence a call, l've been making a fortune
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 28, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Six golf clubs go into a bar and one says: "5 lagers and a coke please".

    "Don’t you mean 6 lagers?" asks the barman.

    "No …. coke for me …….

    I’m the driver !"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 28, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    I love bowling jokes.

    They're right up my alley !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 28, 2023
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    As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season.

    I would LIKE to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 28, 2023
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    whats the kardashians
     
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 28, 2023
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  8. Wooperts_duck

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    A family of pathetic show offs who reside in the USA. Kim Kardashian was married to singer Kanye West, and another family member Caitlyn Marie Jenner, used to be Bruce Jenner a father of six who is now a transgender woman. Confused? You should be!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 28, 2023
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    Now I don’t believe you’ve never watched an episode
     
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    I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I had hypercondria....

    I said that I wasn't surprised as I got everything else....
     
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    Trammers, Sep 28, 2023
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    Just asking for a friend…… Two questions.

    How many wide angle lens do they use to capture KK butt?

    Does anyone on the show have an IQ above 70?
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 29, 2023
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    All information obtained from Wikipedia, Wherever <cheers>
     
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    (1) Quadruple
    (2) No !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 29, 2023
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    My mate told me that he once dated a twin.

    I asked "How could you tell them apart?"

    He replied "Maria painted her nails red, and Tony had a moustache".....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 30, 2023
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    In the survey, carried out for leading toiletries firm Brut, a huge 86% of Chelsea supporters said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.

    The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison....
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 1, 2023
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    As I was getting in to bed, she said "Your'e drunk!"

    I said "How do you know?"

    She replied "Because you live next door!".....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 1, 2023
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    I went to the doctors the other day, and he told me I've got hypochondria.

    I said I'm not surprised, as I've got everything else....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 2, 2023
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