I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a Tuxedo.
My wife bought a home waxing kit the other day. She asked me if she should just do the sides or leave a strip down the middle?" I said to her: "To be perfectly honest love I would prefer it if you didn't have a moustache at all."
The funeral for the man that invented Tupperware, was delayed while they tried to find the right lid for his coffin.
