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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You're balls are hanging oot
     
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    Have you been injured by a slip, trip or fall at work? If you have, you may be entitled to compensation...
     
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    These are ****
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Dear Sean ......

    .....blah blah blah, .....

    love Roly
     
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    Get a bottle of prosecco on your way home. We'll celebrate later.
    Love Mrs L xx
     
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  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    annnnnnd tonight's lottery winning numbers are 36, 33, 4, 9, 10, 24, and your bonus 39 and 14
     
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    ' pick up a slice of pie for Munse and Roly on your way home please Sean'
     
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    Just knock it around a bit. We're starting to feel bad for them..
     
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    "I know what it looks like, but apparently they're not Mackems after all..."
     
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    Did he eat the note after reading it?
     
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    "Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."
     
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    Don't let on but they are supposed to try and score goals as well, tell the lads to keep shtum.
     
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    Don't forget to tell their keeper that his mum's on the phone, and she says his tea's ready.
     
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