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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Schlem Boogerman, Sep 8, 2023.

  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Schlem Boogerman, Sep 8, 2023
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Sorry dude playing Starfield @Libby
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 8, 2023
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Yeh go on then

    haven't had a shag for a month

    got one pencilled in for Thursday so let me know before then or you’ll miss your chance
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 9, 2023
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  4. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    Depends. What are your tits like?
     
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    Milk.., Sep 9, 2023
  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Schlem posting dick picks again?
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Sep 9, 2023
  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Star of David Bardsley, Sep 9, 2023
  7. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    ****, must have been bored and hammered last night <cheers>
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Sep 9, 2023
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Good lad
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Fact Schlem didn't remember this is concerning <laugh>
     
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    Welshie, Sep 9, 2023
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  10. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    Fixed
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    the-simpsons-abe-simpson.gif
     
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    Toonitus, Sep 12, 2023
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  12. FadgewackeR

    FadgewackeR Well-Known Member

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    The fact it was before 9pm is also highly impressive.
     
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    FadgewackeR, Sep 13, 2023
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  13. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    Either he had been hitting them hard, fast and early... or he gets drunk just by smelling beer in the air.
     
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    Milk.., Sep 14, 2023
  14. FadgewackeR

    FadgewackeR Well-Known Member

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    He can put a few away, so must have been a fair effort.
     
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    FadgewackeR, Sep 15, 2023
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  15. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Too late

    the moment has gone

    stop ****ing sending me PMs ffs
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 16, 2023
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  16. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Now that I've heard Brand has been exposing his willy to everyone, I feel violated by @Schlem Boogerman

    #metoo
     
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    Treble, Sep 21, 2023
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  17. Amanda Staveley

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    Only if you use your bionic finger again babes x
     
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    Amanda Staveley, Sep 28, 2023
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