Brazilian equivalent of Julian Dicks? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVGRgNt0e8 EDIT: I appear to have forgotten how to put videos on the board.
Some good names there, although my funny name was a teacher we had at school called mrs boocock, couldn't control a class for the life of her, remember her calling the register and the naughty boy of the class replied " yes scared penis " 32 of us Rolling around laughing as she stormed out the classroom,