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  1. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Were dogging in the
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Car park during lunch
     
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    then off to church….
     
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    To nick the lead
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    From the priests pencil
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Who’s are blunt as
     
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  7. saintrichie123

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    Nora Battys butter knife
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    all covered in jam
     
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    Donuts for morning tea
     
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    which was Compo’s favourite
     
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Time of the day
     
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    for doing Didley Squat
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    From behind without lube
     
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    or a jar of
     
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    Out of date marmite
     
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    Which actually tastes better
     
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    than dirty rotten socks
     
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    as worn by Zorro
     
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    actress Catherine Zeta Jones
     
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    Preferred peanut butter with
     
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