I think I've seriously underestimated my wife. I guessed about 18 stone, but the scales say she's actually 24.
A woman brings eight-year old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight year old daughter... Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age"... "Curious about sex"...? replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f*cking appendix out"...