I pulled into the crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure that my dog had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically "Now you stay. Do you hear me ?" "Stay ! . . . . Stay !" The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said "Why don't you just put the handbrake on ?"
I haven't seen this for years, and it's absolutely brilliant https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Deqx-Xb-yHY&ved=2ahUKEwjG0qnwx6qBAxVCWkEAHW4dA7YQwqsBegQIEBAB&usg=AOvVaw11jcb4yUnX3lvF75bC_1XX
A doctor's toilet was blocked so he rang the plumber. The plumber said: "It's early hours of the morning can't it wait?" The doc said: "If you were ill I'd have to come out". The plumber said: "Fair enough" and called at the doc's house. He lifted the toilet seat and threw in two paracetamol and said "Give it a few days and if it's still the same give me a call".
