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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    Guess who didn't win the 'Architect of the month' award !
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    I pulled into the crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure that my dog had fresh air.
    She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
    I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically "Now you stay. Do you hear me ?" "Stay ! . . . . Stay !"
    The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said "Why don't you just put the handbrake on ?"
     
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    An old one, but . . . .
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    A doctor's toilet was blocked so he rang the plumber.
    The plumber said: "It's early hours of the morning can't it wait?" The doc said: "If you were ill I'd have to come out".
    The plumber said: "Fair enough" and called at the doc's house.
    He lifted the toilet seat and threw in two paracetamol and said "Give it a few days and if it's still the same give me a call".
     
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