I'm surprised this book hasn't been banned. A privileged white male kisses a 16 year old girl who's in a comatose state. This is allowed by her parents presumably because the man is a wealthy member of the royal family ... ... absolutely shameful.
A neighbour, who is a keen amateur astronomer, said that he always takes a piece of beef into the bathroom, and when I asked why he said that he likes to see a 'meatier shower'
My mate made a big mistake when he picked on Ewan Hughes . . . . he didn't realise that he had his own army